How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many can you afford?
Three. One to change it and two to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting “Objection!”
You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb ...
Thanks to a mid-sized Minnesota firm we now have an exact answer - five! You have to feel badly for the poor maintenance man don't these lawyers have people to sue? (Above the Law - http://www.abovethelaw.com/).
Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk
Three. One to change it and two to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting “Objection!”
You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb ...
Thanks to a mid-sized Minnesota firm we now have an exact answer - five! You have to feel badly for the poor maintenance man don't these lawyers have people to sue? (Above the Law - http://www.abovethelaw.com/).
Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk
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