Jeezus Oliver were you Stoned?

Oliver Stone is a real hands-on director

Hollywood heavyweight gets a little too close for comport with 'Savages' star Salma Hayek

Director Oliver Stone gets a little grabby with "Savages" star Selma Hayek. (Joel Ryan/AP)

Oliver Stone is a natural born groper.

The famed director couldn’t avert his eyes — or hands — from Salma Hayek’s voluptuous body while promoting his latest movie, “Savages,” in London Wednesday.

Stone’s wandering organs were no surprise, given that Hayek, 46, was wearing a busty, waist-hugging dress — and was all smiles as the director of “Platoon” and “Born on the Fourth of July” unabashedly ogled her goods.

Hayek has been lusted after by nearly a generation of filmgoers now, thanks to maintaining the same sensual figure since her big break as a scantily clad snake dancer in Robert Rodriguez’s “From Dusk TillDawn.”