The Nipple Defence .... the new universal defence that fits all!

Good Day Readers:

Remember the next time you're in court and have no plausible explanation why you Royally screwed up try invoking, "The Nipple Defence." Besides, it sounds a hell of a lot more plausible than the tired, "The devil made me do it!"

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk

Nancy Grace's nipple says, "Hi!"

Brandon McCarthy, pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks, wildly speculating as to what could have caused him to give up a home run during a game played in 2011. McCarthy is referencing Nancy Grace’s “wardrobe malfunction” that occurred during her stint on Dancing With the Stars.