Where's our invitation?

Hi Clare - hope you survived the long cold winter and are doing well. I was looking for something else and the following popped up - thought I would pass it on in case you aren't aware of it. Too funny.....

Take care
Anonymous

http://ws3.ewedding.com/v30/main.php?a=DavidnGlor

July 2, 2011 - 106 days and counting!
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Dear Anonymous:

Thank you for writing. It has been a while hope you're keeping well.

Like you we too are miffed because we didn't receive a wedding invitation either. Imagine that July 2, 2011 - 106 days and counting. Finally decided to get married did they? We can hardly wait. In the internet picture above Mr. Chartrand certainly looks younger and has lost a lot of weight. Wonder if he's been dieting in preparation for the Big Day?

Any thoughts as to who will be the Best Man and Bridesmaid? Our guess for the former is either Winnipeg defamation lawyer Murray Trachtenberg (www.ptlaw.mb.ca; mtrachtenberg@ptlaw.mb.ca) or MMF Executive Director Don Roulette. Muriel Parker for Bridesmaid - all are Federation apparatchiks.

Sure wouldn't want to be a neighbour. Imagine when little Chartrandistas start running around and crying at all hours of the night!

Sincerely/Clare L. Pieuk