Thursday, September 14, 2006

Sorry but you're too late - I'm beyond redemption!

From: "Ella Mayer" <emayer@mac.mb.ca>
Date: 2006/09/05 Tue AM 09:54:50 CDT
To: "Ella Mayer" <emayer@mac.mb.ca>

Subject: You are 1 of my 11

Hi - I am picking 11 people (who have touched my life) and who I think would want to receive this. Please send it back to me (You'll see why). In case anyone is not aware, Saint Theresa is known as the Saint of the Little Ways, meaning she believed in doing the little things in life well and with great love. She is also the patron Saint of flower growers and florists. She is represented by roses.

May everyone who receives this message be blessed. Theresa's Prayer cannot be deleted. REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the prayer. That's all you have to do. There is nothing attached. Just send this to eleven people and let me know what happens on the fourth day. Sorry you have to forward the message, but try not to break this, please. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive.

Saint Theresa's prayer:

May today there be peace within. May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be. May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith. May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you. May you be content knowing you are a child of God. Let this presence settle into your bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love. It is there for each and every one of us. Now, send this to 11 people within the next 5 minutes. And remember to send this back. I count as 1..... you'll see why.
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Dear Ms. Mayer:

The following e-mail arrived recently under the address pierres@mts.net along with an attachment containing a photo of a bouquet of roses along with a picture of the late Holiness Pope John Paul II beside Mother Theresa. I'll be sure to send copies to:

(1) The 20 remaining Provincial MMF Board of Director Plaintiffs and especially their Legal Counsel Mr. Murray Norman Trachtenberg who look like they sure could use some help these days with their defamation lawsuit against www.CyberSmokeSignals.com!

(2) My Colleague and Fellow Blogging Brother Derryl Sanderson over at www.derrylsanderson.blogspot.com

(3) And in the Blue Corner Metis wrestling promoter Mr. ("The Big Kahuna!") Ernie ("18 Inchers" - Yikes!) Todd

(4) Those 10 or so Manitoba Association of Friendship Centre employees who were either fired or quit shortly after you became MAC's Provincial Co-Ordinator a couple years ago having replaced husband Nelson who's currently buried somewhere deep within the bowels at MMF Headquarters doing policy work or whatever

(5) Will Goodon Dear Friend and former Executive Assistant to Federation President David Chartrand

(6) Winnipeg Metis lawyer Lionel Chartrand who was CyberSmokeSignals' General Legal Counsel at the time it was sued by the MMF

(7) Stalin although it's too late for him

That totals 11 (addition by subtraction: 20-1-1-10+1+1+1). Jeez met your quota bang on! Noticed the e-mail arrived during working hours. Hope you're not using company time, taxpayer dollars and public resources/equipment to get your message out. And to my remaining 11 "Dear Friends" - repent you bunch of friggin' little ........ while there's still time!

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk

P.S. And oh yes, almost forgot my wish for those 11 "Dear Friends?" Would like to tell you what I'm really thinking but I could go to jail! Instead, you should all be locked in the same room for a week and forced to listen non-stop 24/7 to tapes of David Chartrand's most memorable public quotes while reading Murray Trachtenberg's reams and reams of submissions in the defamation lawsuit against CyberSmokeSignals! Bitter? Who's bitter?

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell . . . Ella Mayer sent you an email saying you've 'touched her life'? Has she finally gone bananas?!

5:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess Ella Mayer is short of friends these days since she selected you as one of the 11 people to send her prayers to.

7:38 AM  

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