I am C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N!
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
5. WEED!
1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
5. WEED!
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
5. Live in the only province that can afford to be its own country
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups
1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
5. Live in the only province that can afford to be its own country
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
1. You never run out of wheat
2. Your province is really easy to draw
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours
4. People will assume you live on a farm
1. You never run out of wheat
2. Your province is really easy to draw
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours
4. People will assume you live on a farm
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
1. Wake up suddenly you own beach front property
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood
5. Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by
6. The MMF-Murray Norman Trachtenberg - Derryl Sanderson connection?
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood
5. Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by
6. The MMF-Murray Norman Trachtenberg - Derryl Sanderson connection?
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
1. You live in the centre of the universe
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Racism is socially acceptable
2. You bet with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can
2. Pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
1. More people live on Vancouver Island but you still got the big, new bridge
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea"
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
3. The work day is about two hours long
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding
Smoke dynamite.....it'll really blow your mind!
1. You live in the centre of the universe
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Racism is socially acceptable
2. You bet with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can
2. Pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
1. More people live on Vancouver Island but you still got the big, new bridge
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea"
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
3. The work day is about two hours long
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding
Smoke dynamite.....it'll really blow your mind!
posted by Clare L. Pieuk at 5:19 PM
1 Comments:
Hi Clair
AS you know i Rene live's in
lower mainland of Bc . And there
is a lot more than 2 bridges
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