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Let's hope it all does - I would equate David Chartrand to a pair of pretty nasty, crusty gitch that haven't been washed in 14 years (personally, I would just toss something like that out).
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Dear Anonymous:

Thank you for writing. Remember how your Mother often used to say, "Cleanliness is next to Godliness? Or what about, "A penny saved is a penny earned?" Then there was, "Make sure your gitch don't have holes in case you get into an accident and have to go to the hospital." Unfortunately, over the years we've developed an obsessive-compulsive anal fixation with these concepts. Thanks Mom!

Sincerely,

Clare L. Pieuk