Thank you - "Browkin!"
Remember not long ago the mysterious Browkin wrote:
For every positive integer n, there exists a square in the plane with exactly n lattice points in its interior. This was extended by Schinzel and Kulikowski to all plane figures of a given shape. The generalization of the squares in two-dimensional to the cube in three dimensions was provided by Browkin.
They made the rookie mistake of e-mailing twice enabling us to use more advanced mathematics, calculus and nuclear physics to track them to their doorstep - we know exactly where you live Browkin and all about your "secret projects" - BUSTED! Got the last laugh though - flipped this resident computer engineering genius to our side so they're now working for us.
Thank you for installing the digital clock below the BFMAPSTATS icon on the right-hand side of the home page. We're mesmerized. Hope you're happy now - "Browkin!"