Thank you for trying!

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post, "Readers, please help us complete our first Twitter short story!"

Do you know where I could find a cheap online source of dildos and handcuffs?

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Dear Anonymous:

Thank you for writing. We're really pleased you liked our first attempt at a Twitter short story.

As for the handcuffs, you might wish to check with your local police station perhaps it has a few extra pair not being used. As for dildos, you'd probably be wise not to ask the constabulary while there they might take umbrage. Best to try a sex shop.

We notice while dildo has 5 letters it's not the word we're seeking for our short story. Nevertheless, thank you for trying.

Sincerely,

Clare L. Pieuk