Attention Anonymous!

Dear Anonymous:

We have been advised our resident internet computer science/engineering genius The Great Browkin has identified you computer as being located in Manitoba and is continuing their efforts to narrow the search.We take your hate e-mail very seriously. You may wish to re-consider our earlier offer to meet over a cold beer with the media present to have a "teaching point" session - ale diplomacy as it were. The offer is still on the table.

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk