Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Three Blind (Drunk) Irish Mice

Three macho Irish mice are sitting at a bar enjoying a Guinness discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse takes a drink and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he drinks some more.

The second mouse working on his fifth Guinness: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it" then orders another.

The third mouse finishes his beer, gets up, and turns to walk away. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.

The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to do the cat."