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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

"Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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Dear Anonymous:

Thank you very much for contacting CyberSmokeBlog. Here's on of our favourites we came across a couple years ago:

An elderly gentleman called a law firm to speak with his lawyer of many years:

"I'd like to speak with Mr. Smith please."

Replied the young secretary, " I'm very sorry, Sir, he's no longer with us he died a few months ago."

Gentleman, " Thank you and hung up."

A couple weeks later the same elderly client and secretary. " I'd like to speak with Mr. Smith please."

Young secretary, "Sir don't you remember I told you Mr. Smith died a few months ago?"

Elderly gentleman, "Thank you very much" and hangs up.

Two more weeks go by and the elderly gentleman calls again. By this time the young secretary is becoming increasingly exasperated. "Sir, this is the third time I've told you he's no longer with us don't you remember?"

Replied the gentleman, "Oh I know I just like hearing you say that."

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk