Urban legends at The Law Courts?

Good Day Readers:

Laugh as you will but quite recently we had this conversation with a couple Law Courts staffers both of who have been there about 7-years.

On the main floor to the left of perimeter security is a large atrium style garden the centrepiece of which is a fountain now adorned with plants. The employees claimed they have not seen it flow water. Their explanation? Some time ago there were complaints it was making workers go to the bathroom too frequently so it was shut off. So amused were we it was all we could do not to pee our pants but they insisted that was what happened. Tomorrow we'll talk with a couple veteran sources to ascertain whether this story is an urban legend. This is starting to sound more and more like:

The other involves a seldom used tunnel that connects the Law Courts with the Legislature. That one makes sense because corrupt politicians would have a convenient way of going from their offices to the courtroom for trial.

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk