Nutcracker Hillary and Corkscrew Bill

Good Day Readers:

With the Republican National Convention currently underway and the Democrats to follow shortly, ever noticed the proliferation of political paraphernalia that inevitably occurs?

Well, the Liberals will be holding theirs come next April but so far we've seen nothing. Why aren't candidates here busy marketing gadgets so they will not have to be so dependent on taxpayer contributions to cover campaign expenses? Have we got some neat ideas for Justin Trudeau!

It just seems American politicians are so much more entrepreneurial than their Canadian counterparts.

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk