Bye, bye for you boys no more Red Bull you smell like ....!

Good Day Readers:

Blogs attract scammers like flies to ...., however, every so often one comes along that's so stupid it takes the cake.

On Saturday while "out and aboot" - only Canadians talk like that eh - encountered a vehicle waiting in a car wash line up with a large Red Bull can mounted on it. Stood there laughing so hard almost had an accident. The lady behind the wheel did not seem amused. Upon returning home later had received not one but two copies of the following:

Hello,

We are currently seeking to employ individual's world wide. How would you like to make money by simply driving your car advertising for RED BULL.

How it works?

Here's the basic premise of the "paid to drive" concept:

RedBull seeks people -- regular citizens, professional drivers to go about their normal routine as they usually do, only with a big advert for "RED BULL" plastered on your car. The ads are typically vinyl decals, also known as "auto wraps,"that almost seem to be painted on the vehicle, and which will cover any portion of your car's exterior surface.

What does the company get out of this type of ad strategy?

Lots of exposure and awareness.The auto wraps tend to be colorful, eye-catching and attract lots of attention.

Plus, it's a form of advertising with a captive audience,meaning people who are stuck in traffic can't avoid seeing the wrapped car alongside them.

This program will last for 3 months and the minimum you can participate is 1 month.You will be compensated with $600 per week which is essentially a "rental"payment for letting our company use the space no fee is required from you RedBul shall provide experts that would handle the advert placing on your car.

It is very easy and simple,no application fees required contact email along with the following if you are interested in these offer.

You will receive an up front payment of $200 inform of check via courier service for accepting to carry this advert on your car.

Fill in the information below:

Full Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip code:
Country:
Age:
Make of car/ year:
Telephone numbers:

We will contact you immediately we receive this information.

Kind Regards!
Terry Churchill
Red Bull Marketing

The people who perpetuate these scams are usually semi-quasi literate and/or sloppy. Can you find the mistakes in this one?

Then you got to love the turn of words. "Mr. Churchill is trying to sell you on the idea of "plastering" a big Red Bull logo on your car - "plastering? Be sure to send him your vitals so he can steal your identity before couriering you $200 advance money up front no questions asked. Oy vey!

And while at it let's not forget about Nigeria internet scam capital to the world anyone with half a brain will know.

Got another e-mail not long ago from FedEex "Nigeria" holding "a package" for CSB and instructing after vitals were provided along with a payment it would be delivered. Well, guess what CyberSmokeBlog failed to reply so this morning the following arrived:

Dear customer,

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We thought that the sender gave you our contact details and that you would have contacted us by now. We would also let you know that a letter is also attached to your package. However, we cannot quote its content to you via E-mail for privacy reasons. We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth $800,000.00 USD; in FedEx we do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUE but in Bank Drafts only. The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is in Nigeria for a three (3) month surveying Project. For he is working with a consulting firm in Nigeria West Africa. We are sending you this E-mail because your package is been registered on a Special Order. What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for the immediate d! ispatch o f your package to your

You are required to contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the details given below:

FedEx Delivery Post
Contact FedEx Delivery
Email: (fedex.team@zing.vn)
fedex.team@hotmail.com
Mr. David Moore
Managing Director

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers.

YOUR NAME:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
Age:

As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fees. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $155 US Dollars. They will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attached letter to your residence. Which usually takes 24 hours being an over night delivery service.

Note: that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he has not gotten a phone yet. We personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the attached letter as the recipient of the foremost package. Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Williams Walker.
FedEx Online Team Management.

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So to Messrs Terry Churchill, David Moore and Williams Walker CyberSmokeBlog says, "You a-holes go eff yourselves can't believe you've so effing stupid!

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk