Rob Ford to join cast of Trailer Park Boys!

Good Day Readers:

Just received word from Rob Ford's mouthpiece brother Doug that "The Mayor" just signed to star in the new Trailer Park Boys series replacing cheeseberg-loving Phil (Canadian actor Richard Collins) who passed away earlier this year. Although Doug Ford would not disclose the amount he said the contract was worth millions of dollars.

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk