Wednesday, March 26, 2014

How would you like a legal bill like this?





Legal Explanation of Billable Hours

September 15, 2011: $75 for meeting with client and drafting a memo

September 22, 2011: $50 for revising divorce petition

October 6, 2011: $100 for meeting and drafting a memo to file

October 25, 2011: $100 for meeting and drafting memo to file

November 17, 2011: $200 for meeting with client

March 1, 2012: $75 for meeting with client

Layperson Explanation of Billable Hours

September 15, 2011: 2 - "Duck Tacos" at hotel with client

September 22, 2011: "Motorboating" at hotel with client

October 6, 2011: "Cannooki-ing" with client at hotel

October 25: Dinner and sex in parking lot of hotel (3 - "Duck Tacos")

November 17, 2011: "Motorboating" and 4 - "Duck Tacos" at client's home

March 1, 2012: 1 - "Duck Taco" plus 1- "Motorboating" and 1 - "Cannooki-ing" at client's home

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