Imagine had Sarah Palin made it into the ....ing White House there'd have been a ....ing brawl on the ....ing front lawn every ....ing week!

Palin Family Brawl

Bristal: He called me a c..t and a slut!

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Bristol Palin hysterically told cops during the epic drunkin Palin family brawl in Alaska last month some guy knocked her down and called her a f..king c..t.

Bristol's conversation with cops outside the party in Anchorage was recorded by the officer and TMZ obtained a copy. During the conversation Bristol explains the fight was triggered by an 'old lady" who shoved her younger sister Willow.

Listen carefully ... you can hear Sarah Palin in the background telling Bristol not to cuss during her statement.

As we reported, police broke up the massive melee, but no one wanted to press charges.

Postscript

Police officer's likely reaction? "Too ....ing bad you ....ing little ..... "