Jezus that's funny Hillary! Did you hear the one about Bill, the blue dress and his inability to keep his little pecker in his pants?

Hillary jokes with reporters about email scandal

By Marisa Schultz
Tuesday, March 24, 2015

(Photo: Getty Images)

WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton joked about her email scandal and her history of troubles with the media Monday night when she gave a speech to a group of reporters.

Clinton made the wisecracks while delivering the keynote speech at the Toner Prize journalism awards ceremony.

“I am well aware that some of you may be a little surprised to see me here tonight,” Clinton said.

“I wanted to spend an evening with a room full of political reporters, I thought to myself: ‘What could possibly go wrong?’”

The former secretary of state told the crowd that she was ready to open up a new era of transparency and divulge all her classified information.

“No more secrecy, no more zone of privacy — after all, what good did that do me,” she announced.

“But first of all, before I go any further, if you’ll look under your chairs you’ll find a simple nondisclosure agreement. My attorneys drew it up. Old habits last.”

The event capped a full day in Washington, where Clinton spent the morning touting a renewal of cities and urban development at a panel discussion hosted by the Center for American Progress.

She also met with President Obama and tweeted a photo of the two about to embrace.