Oy veh Judge Joe WTF?

Good Day Readers:

Used to enjoy watching Judge Joe on television - Judge Judy is too much of a humourless shrill shrew. Favourite case? Owners of a pet supply store were suing a shapely blonde woman who'd tied her large dog to a gum ball machine on the sidewalk outside. You guessed it. The dog was spooked and attempted to take off crashing the machine to the ground breaking its glass top. Judge Joe ruled damages to the store owners,

Well, Shapely was indignant questioning what kind of judge he was. "That'll cost you another $500 want to try for $1,000?" Shapely shut her face awfully fast/

Had the judge in the case at hand applied the same reasoning Judge Joe could have been looking at about a $2,500 fine.

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk