Bon appetite!

Karen Jones has left a new comment on your post, "Pat 'Potty Mouth' Martin is back!": 

If his underwear is too small it means his ass is too big. On his salary he doesn't need to buy on sale underwear. Who cares about his underwear? 

Dear Ms Jones: 

Presumably his constituents if his tight underwear is restricting blood flow to the brain causing him to talk stupid.

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk