Consider yourself pardoned!

Katterine has left a new comment on your post, "Got a parking ticket did we? Smoked a little pot have we? Cheated on our income taxes did we?"

Pardon my ignorance? Where is the post about a parking ticket?
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Dear Katterine:

Thank you for writing. There isn't one. Long time reader and contributor Frank Godon made the dangerous statement, "I have never been on the wrong side of the law - ever in my life!" Surely he must have gotten a parking ticket. Have you?

Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk